Gujjus, we live garbha and breathe dhokla.
If you’re a Gujarati or have ever had a Gujju friend, then you’ll probably relate to these ‘Tope Class’ (as they would say) hilarious tweets we’ve compiled.
I really thought Planet of the Apes was a gujju man using the Google Play Store.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) December 10, 2016
I'm so Gujarati that even if there's a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) September 22, 2014
— karan (@gkaran89) October 28, 2017
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 1, 2018
*Gujju wrote this English Love Letter on Valentine Day*
Maari Deer Pusspa Ben,
U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre tea
— H_Sidhu (@Jonty_Sidhu) February 24, 2018
What a joke….!!!
RBI Governor Gujju!
Finance Secretary's Gujju!
Planning Commission PE Gujju!.
On Top (PM) Gujju!
And all Gujju teamed up to Robb Bank of warlords!.
Extent grown man warlords!
😂😂😂😂#gujju = gujrat
— Er Mohd Shanu official (@ItzShaNuAnsaRi) February 18, 2018
— Runal Patel (@RandomlyRunal) February 18, 2018
— Sleeping Panda #Followback (@nautankipanti) February 13, 2018
My Gujarati mom: Can you give me that dahi walu shaak?
*Brake screech sound effect as I come to a halt*
— Neelam Gandevia (@NeelamGandevia) February 6, 2018
@Anupsonicp #sakshitanwar #KahaaniGharGharKii #kggk @StarPlus @ektaravikapoor @hotstar_helps #anupsoni #love #fun #masti #fandom #like #SuyashMehra #ParYash #JanYash #SaNup #parvati #janki #Friendship #couplegoals #Gujarati #Gujarat #gujju pic.twitter.com/CCCEwBnTcV
— kggk (@sanupkggk) February 4, 2018
Ben, Charni road station kidhar hai ?
.#Gujju guy trying to flirt with a girl.
— Dev (@EyeKaDoctor) January 8, 2018
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 7, 2018
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 5, 2018
— Dev (@EyeKaDoctor) January 3, 2018
— Heer (@m_hiral) December 15, 2017
— Anand Bhate (@AnandBhate) November 20, 2017
— stockguru07 (@stockguru07) November 9, 2017
— Abhishek Panchal (@abhijpanchal) November 3, 2017
My main motivation to not sleep on cardio and leg day is Navratri. #gujju
— Ritish Dhandhusaria (@Ritish_ad) October 8, 2017
— ℓoℓℳααℓ❄ (@lolmaal) October 7, 2017
Rest of the husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se pyaar badhta hai.
Gujju Husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se kharcha badhta hai.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 28, 2015
Lesson 1: Singular and Plural Nouns
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 15, 2015
For all those who don't know the meaning of 'fleek' till now:
(noun) Gujarati for 'flick'; a film
Usage: "John Week is an ection fleek"
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 28, 2016
She: Come over
Me: Can't, gotta go garba
She: My parents aren't here
— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 22, 2016
A Gujju thief never misses a chance to play Garba. pic.twitter.com/XO7ejZxnNc
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 29, 2016
— Branded Bawi (@ZeniaIrani) June 9, 2014
You can never be too sure if the Gujju girl is dirty talking to you or just want your TV shows.
"I want your hard diks"
— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 18, 2014
— Amistry (@Aquilanil) July 20, 2017
When your crush comes at home and mom says
" beta, didi maate paani leto aavto" 😟 #GrowingUpGujarati
— Ronty Patel (@ronty167) July 4, 2016
— RD (@rahulpanchal8) February 26, 2018
Gujju with diabetes
— Mihir (@mihirmodi) May 10, 2016
James Bond: "My phone's dead."
Gujju guy: "Maaro bettery 82% chhe."
James Bond: "Tamaro never dies."
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 15, 2016
Eh… Haalo, Haalo!