Sometimes, life becomes hard for single people when all your friends are getting married and making babies, while you are just binge watching your favorite TV show on Netflix. When you finally decide to try Tinder and explore your horizons, you keep trying to analyze every guy with a decent bio. Some end up good, and others just don’t.
We understand it gets tough, but that’s where the comedy comes in too. There is a funny side to modern dating, and The Elite Indian put some of these stories together to cheer you up.
Thank goodness guys tell you in their profiles that their physically fit since I wouldn’t be to know from their 5 shirtless pictures #moderndating
— ramblethoughts (@ramblethoughts1) February 15, 2020
— Victoria Roberts MUA (@VRobertsMUA) January 15, 2020
— Ferosa Lee (@f3rosa) January 8, 2020
— Kimberly DiPersia (@KDiPersia) December 6, 2019
If I could get a pound for every time I received a ‘Sorry, I haven’t been in touch. It’s been so busy’ text from a dude 🙄 #moderndating
— Tinderella (@tinderellasays) June 13, 2019
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
Boy: "want to put your fingerprint in my phone?"
Me: "I don't think we're ready for that kind of commitment"#ModernDating
— Brittany Holbrook (@britholb) October 13, 2016
"Dinner and a movie was so fun lets instantly share every life detail until one of us runs away" #ModernDating 😐
— LypstickJungle (@LypstickJungle) November 18, 2014
HIM: "Can I get your number?"
YOU: "Can I get a background check, an STD test, and 3 references who aren't family?"#moderndating
— Stephanie Simons (@Stephinomenal) August 13, 2014
My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018
You ever been single for so long that a relationship starts to look like a set up to you
— Moreno (@Moreno) January 31, 2019
so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE
— j a d e (@TheDreamGhoul) June 25, 2018
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat. #onlinedating
— Lose Kilos (@_kiloz) February 19, 2020
I'm so accustomed to swiping left that even when I go to swipe right, I am physically incapable. #tinderfails
— Marianne Simpson (@_ohheyMA) March 31, 2014
Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird.
Me showing up to that date: pic.twitter.com/kgvDIP3pJX
— Michael Tiberi (@michaelisbasic) August 10, 2016
Studies show you already meet your soul mate before age 21.
— Blake Voyles🇺🇸 (@Bvoyles5) December 20, 2016
Tinder is the best place to find a husband. Sure it's someone else's husband but there are a lot of husbands on here.
— Iniko Blue (@inikoblue) March 27, 2017
Have you ever had a funny experience on a date or while chatting on Tinder? Tell us everything in the comment box below.
Preview photo credit tay / Twitter